You know, I'd've loved to have been a fly on the wall for the homeschool co-op. mom's meeting in which that one was thought up. Heh.
But I mean, hey, as long as it's not Blazin' Sauce, the kid will probably survive. Break into an uncontrollable fit of sob filled crying everytime the lady at Taco Bell asks "Do you want sauce with that?", but survive none-the-less.