Tuesday, May 29, 2007
You've GOT to be kidding!

THIS is the "Best in Show" for the annual World Dog Show competition. The picture speaks for itself.
thus voiced Mrs A @ 9:30 AM
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Thursday, May 17, 2007
wedding fun
Recently, a young couple at our church got married. My friend Diane and I really cut loose and instead of blowing bubbles at the newly married couple zipping out to their car, we blew bubbles at her husband, Dennis a.k.a. Paperboy. I loved this picture he sent me. We don't look too shabby for having eleven kids between us!


He also sent another picture of Alan and me, sitting at the table with Cassie and Mark. Notice how close the newlyweds sit? Notice how Alan and I are sitting? Hope we're not due for counseling in the near future!





I can't forget Drew in this post. He was one of the "pit" crew. We had to work for our meal. Too bad Drew couldn't STAY for the meal! He had to run out fast for his microeconomics final exam.


thus voiced Mrs A @ 4:11 PM
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Sunday, May 13, 2007
Mother's Day!!!
A friend sent me a short video clip the other day, and it struck me as the perfect thing to post here on Mother's Day. This is, after all, a day to remember all of the great things your mom did for you throughout your life. In the days before DSS, I could see my wife doing this:

Mom of the year!


Happy Mother's Day to Mrs. A, Marg and all of the mom's out there in the vast Fetafilter audience!!
thus voiced The A, Mistah @ 9:04 AM
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Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Flushed with pride.*
A few weeks back, Mrs A and I were wandering the local Home Despot store. For some reason, we happened to pass through the plumbing fixture section. While there I noticed the impressive display of toilets ranging in price from about $60 to a few pushing a thousand bucks. Nothing unusual about that really, but what caught my eye was that each one of those toilets came labeled by the manufacturer with a catchy name. Names like: "Cadet", "Townsend", "Doral", "Rialto" as well as the most impressive sounding "ARAGON V". Wow. Now I suppose this is all just good marketing but these are after all, toilets. Imagine, it is somebodies job to think up stuff like this. Harnessing the power of the internet, I did a bit of web research and turned up even more. For you deep-thinking pensive types there is the "Retrospect", and for the ambitious competitive types among us, there is the "Champion". For the disturbed (or perhaps more civic minded) there is the "Town Square". Now I can only speak for myself here, but "Town Square" does not strike me as having a strong association with a toilet. If it does for you, perhaps you should consider therapy. One is called the "FloWise". Now that's a good name for a toilet.A few were named after people, the "Kathryn" and the "Gabrielle", which I assume are the names of some of the marketing folks daughters, wives or mothers. Such a moving tribute. Of all of these, the one that cracked me up the most was one called the "Hatbox" toilet. Given what one does with a toilet (and a hat), hatbox doesn't strike me as a particularly good name. That one reminded me of an expression that my father would use (very rarely) when he was REALLY disgusted with someone. Almost made me laugh out loud.

* Late edit - The title of this post "Flushed with Pride" is shamelessly stolen from a book by the same name. It is the true story of one Mr. Thomas Crapper, British Royal Plumber to King Edward VII and inventor of the flush toilet. Find the book here. But I'm certain you all knew that already. - Mista A.
thus voiced The A, Mistah @ 8:44 PM
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Sunday, May 06, 2007
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